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Strangers; they don't judge you.

Today I found a new site called Rant Blogger that pays you to write angry blogs.

Hell, all this time I've been doing it for free! lol

www.rantblogger.com

I think they pay like $5 a blog...I can't remember. I haven't been paid by them yet, but I submitted a blog today.

( All about Madelyn )

Free magazines, food, makeup, etc.

I know most of us aren't teens anymore, but you can still request the freebies:

http://buzz.teenfreeway.com/z/2/CD109

And yes, I earn commission if you click on my link, lol.
I'm so glad that TeenFreeway has a referral program now, because I've been using this site for like, ten years.

The Worst Dance Video Ever

and this song still does something to me:

Okay...before I go any further, let me just make one thing clear: I NEVER believe everything I hear/see, and neither should you. Question everything. The media manipulates and controls everything-we only know what they want us to know (true or not).

With that out of the way, I definitely believe parts of this video...and it scares me:




North American Union?
What the fuck.
I really need to start paying more attention.
And Verichips?
I saw that on Youtube, and I was like, "Oh whatever, they can't do that"...but then I found this site: www.verichipcorp.com
Which means they already exist-they just haven't been forced upon us. Yet.

I also found this site to be rather helpful:
www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=14965&page=1#c1

Man. The world scares me. I need to get drunk after hearing all of this.

Dear Ex Boyfriends,

This letter could be for one of you or all of you; I feel like almost every guy I dated was a duplicate of the one before, with the exception of their name/appearance. If you aren't an ex boyfriend of mine, and you recognize some of your personal traits in this blog, you're probably pissing off your ex (or current) girlfriend(s)-just an FYI.

So what's up? How's life? I'm doing great-which, considering the fact that you still call me constantly, even though you claim to hate me-I don't even have to tell you how I'm doing. And that's perfectly okay-there's no better way to convey your hatred for an ex girlfriend than by calling her 3 or 4 times a day. Good job on that.

While I'm congratulating you for a job well done, I'd like to take a moment to thank you for being SUCH a kind, compassionate, loving person-without your "helpful" comments about how much I suck, how fat I am, how messy my house is, how crazy I am, how annoying I am, how boring I am, and how I'm "not as pretty as your last girlfriend", I wouldn't be the wonderful person I am today. If I'm so fat, ugly, and annoying, WHY THE HELL did you go out with me? That just makes YOU look bad, not me. Dumbass.

I also think it's totally awesome the way you managed to get fired from like 10 jobs in 2 years-here's a secret: It's NOT because your boss hated you. Wait, I take that back-it IS because your boss hated you-and do you know WHY he hated you? It's because you were a shitty employee who called in sick every other day, showed up drunk and high, and had a horrible attitude. Want to know why I manage to keep my jobs for a long time? I go to work and do what they ask me to do-it's that simple! Amazing!

And what's up with you still living with your mom? I moved out right before I turned 17-which I realize was a little young, but if I could do it at 16, you can do it now. Then again, I guess it's hard to move out when you can't hold down a job. If you want to live with your mom, that's your choice-but don't you dare, for once single fucking minute, come to my house and criticize ANYTHING. "Are you going to do that laundry anytime soon?". I don't know, fuckface-are YOU going to move out anytime soon? No? Then shut the hell up.

Oh-and hey, I'm "boring", eh? Listen fucker, I enjoy getting drunk and acting like a damn fool just as much as the next person, but for crying out loud, do you have ANY other hobbies? Surely there's SOMETHING you like to do besides drink, smoke weed, and lay on the couch. Wait...I remember what else you like to do! Cheat on me! How you even found a girl dumb enough to sleep with you (other than my stupid ass) is beyond me, but GO YOU! You're such a fucking pimp! Hell yeah!

Do you really think I'm sad that you got a new girlfriend/fuckbuddy/friend with benefits? I'm NOT. I'm relieved, actually-now your dumb ass will only call me 3 times a day instead of 12. I also love how you always tell your new ho (and any of our mutual friends that you happen to see) that I "just won't stop calling you" and you wish I'd just "let you move on and be happy". ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! Last time I checked, I didn't have any outgoing calls to YOUR number. Nice try-now fess up to your girl so she knows what a loser you are (everybody else has already caught on-in fact, they've affectionately nicknamed you Barnacle).

Here's something else I've been dying to tell you: I don't want to sleep with you anymore. Stop calling me at 2a.m. I'M ON TO YOU. I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT. I didn't enjoy having sex with you when we were still together (in fact, I spent most of our "intimate" time thinking about what bills I needed to pay, how I forgot to pick up eggs at the grocery store, or how nice it would be to hook up with somebody who actually knew how to please a woman)-what makes you think I want to do it now that we've broken up? Here's another fun fact: ALL GIRLS ARE NOT CREATED EQUAL. Just because your LAST girlfriend enjoyed having her ears licked, her vagina attacked by your slobbery mouth, or her nipples practically ripped off does not mean that *I* will enjoy it. Get with the fucking program and try to figure out what I actually like-I don't just jump on YOU and go at it. I try to figure out what you want/need. That's what boyfriends/girlfriends are supposed to do. And just for the record, I'm STILL not into anal-would you want a dick shoved up YOUR ass? Then what makes you think I would? Sure, it's hot when the porn stars do it, but I'm just some "fat, ugly, annoying" chick you happened to date. You shouldn't expect much from me.

Want to know my favorite line? "You'll never find another guy like me". Playa please, don't you listen to Beyonce-"You must not know bout me"! I can have another you in a minute-but trust me, I don't WANT another you. I get so hopeful every time you text to inform me that I'll never find another guy like you-but my hopes are crushed the minute I start dating another moron. Damn the bad luck.

The relationship wasn't all bad though-I did enjoy all the times when we were drunk together. Oh-and the times you were asleep instead of slobbering all over me-those were nice. I also learned a lot from dating you-like what I don't want in a boyfriend, for example. It was fun, but all good times have to come to an end eventually, right (that's my friendly way of saying "STOP FUCKING CALLING ME")? Best of luck to you and your new lover(s)-you're sure as hell gonna need it.

♥Love Always♥,

Missy

:::laughs hysterically:::

so ummmm...Benji just called me.
he informed me that his friend is paying him money to dress up as Dora the Explorer for her 2 year olds' birthday party on Sunday.

I don't know what's funnier-the fact that Benji is going to be Dora, or the fact that Benji is so eager to help out at ANOTHER child's birthday party (but he has never done ANYTHING for any of Madelyn's).

Such a crowd pleaser, eh?

Freaking loser.

CashCrate.

I get $3 if you join, so feel free to sign up:

http://cashcrate.com/407143

You get paid for completing surveys. The surveys are long and boring, BUT, you get free money. That's good enough for me. So go join!

I get a whopping .20 if you join, lol, so go sign up.
I've been paid 3 times by this company before, so I know they're not scammers.

It's called Search Cactus, and you get money for surveys/offers/referrals.

http://www.searchcactus.com/member/welcome.asp?2616464

I WON I WON I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol can you tell that I'm super excited?

Anyway, remember that contest that I posted a blog about yesterday?

Well, I was one of the winners!
I won the 4th prize-a Spiderman 3 DVD (which I've been dying to see), and an action figure!!!!!!!

How awesome is that? I'm so happy right now!

Maybe next I'll win the lottery lol.

I got bored and googled "Contests for Single Moms".
I've been trying to hurry up and enter all the ones on this site (you have until 10p.m. Eastern time tonight)-wish me luck!
And go enter for yourself too-maybe we'll both win!

I will write more on this topic later.

I just researched how a product can be labeled "contains zero grams of trans fats" when it clearly has partially hydrogenated oil listed as an ingredient.

It's because products that contain 0.5 grams or less per serving are allowed to be listed as "zero".

Scary.

Time to stop worrying about other countries killing us. We're killing ourselves off as a result of our lack of knowledge about what the hell we're actually eating.

Anybody have any ideas (besides Ebay and surveys)?

DO NOT SPAM ME WITH GREAT "IDEAS" SUCH AS SELLING VIAGRA OR WHATEVER.

I have a few ideas that I'm trying out (hence the banners below), but I tend to only make like...an extra $5 a month, lol.

Thanks in advance if you have any ideas. I'm looking to make around $200-$400 extra each month.

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I love Amazon.com.
It's my favorite place to shop. Seriously.
Not like I ever have enough money to go shopping. lol

Man. I have way too much time on my hands today.

I'm selling them to earn money for Christmas time.

I make them from scratch. Seriously.

Let me know if you want to buy some or need more info/photos.

Ha.
Let's not go THAT far.
But damn, I've been sick for a week.
Sick as in VIOLENTLY ILL.
Throwing up several times an hour, fever, etc.
I went to Urgent Care and Monday, and NOBODY knew what was wrong.
Great, right?
Yeah.
Anyway, next week I go see a specialist, and today, I am finally feeling better.
McD's seemed confused about the fact that I had a fever and I vomit all day.
They asked if I still wanted to come in and do drive thru.
Excuse me while I laugh hysterically for a moment.
No, I would NOT like to do drive thru. I don't even like doing that when I'm well. lol

But anyway.
I finally feel better today. Not good, but better.
Thank God.
I was getting worried.

Today the hunt is on for a new part-time job/source of income. Maybe I'll get a sugardaddy. Heh.

Just part-time though.
I'd like to keep my "real" job (and if anybody is offended because I refer to my receptionist job as a real job, it's NOT because I'm making fun of McDonald's in general; I'm just making fun of the McD's that *I* work at) and find random ways to make money online for a second income.
Which I used to do, and have had success with.

Work at Home Mom Stuff

Oh-and please join this Myspace-knockoff called Yuwie-you get paid to be a member. My sister said you probably get like a whole .05 a month, but hey, that's .021457 seconds that I didn't have to spend at some shitty second job. lol here's the link:

Missy's Yuwie Page

Anyway, let's talk for a minute about the difference between a "real" job and a shitty job. It has NOTHING to do with your title/position (some McD's could be "real" jobs, and some nurses could have "shitty" jobs, for example), and EVERYTHING to do with how you are treated while you are there. Anyway:

Real job: Understands when you call in sick-wants you to stay home and rest-and probably even has sick pay/personal days/vacation time that you can use so that you get paid as you recover.

Shitty job: "So you've been throwing up for 5 days and you have a fever of 103.9? Oh. So you're not coming in today? Oh. But we need you. I'm writing you up if you don't get in here!".

Real job: Says thank you, and shows appreciation for a job well done.

Shitty job: WORK HARDER! DO IT FASTER! DO IT BETTER! YOU SUCK! IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT YOU DID A GOOD JOB WHEN YOU :::insert awesome thing that you did::: BECAUSE YOU STILL FUCKED UP :::insert minor mistake that you made, such as putting a pen back in the wrong spot:::! YOU'LL NEVER GET ANOTHER JOB AS GOOD AS THIS ONE!

Real job: has benefits

Shitty job: either tells you that your benefit is "being lucky enough to work here", or offers benefits that aren't helpful-like $500 a month health insurance that no doctor in Missouri accepts, a fake ass incentive program( example: last week, my sister got to pick an entry from the crew box at McD's that said "pick your position for the day". She picked grill. They put her in drive thru. IDIOTS.), etc.

Real job: Plans company functions and hopes the employees will enjoy them-fun stuff like baseball games, holiday parties, picnics, etc.

Shitty job: Gripes and moans about the fact that it's holiday time and they should have some kind of party. Finally books a 2 hour gig at the bowling alley, even though 99% of the employees hate bowling, and then refuses to let half of the staff off work for the party- BECAUSE IT'S ON A FREAKING TUESDAY. To top it off, employees have to pay if they want to attend this fun "party".

Real job: Most of your coworkers are married or dating somebody

Shitty job: Most of your coworkers are married or dating somebody, IN ADDITION TO BANGING SOMEBODY AT YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT

Real job: Gossip occurs from time to time, which is normal

Shitty job: You could swear you were back in high school again-only 50 times worse! The scary part is that most of the gossiping is being done by your SUPERVISORS. Yikes. Who knows what they're saying about YOU when you leave for the day!
Note: I've actually seen people be completely destroyed by gossip in the workplace, so please think before you say something harsh about a coworker that isn't true.

Real job: You notice that most employees have been there for a good deal of time, whether it's 1 year or 15 years.

Shitty job: Has an insanely high turnover rate-you can't even remember the name of everybody who has worked there in the last MONTH. And the idiot management team seems stumped as to why they keep quitting...

Well folks, I think you get the idea. Feel free to contribute if you have any Real Job/Shitty Job comparisons...